Transvestia

A cocktail sheath in black would be stunn-

ing

In matching sweaters and skirts you'd be cunning

Of course, we'll buy you an evening gown For special occasions out on the town Your ears and neck in jewels adorned

Arm caressing gloves are worn

Clutching a purse in your braceleted hand Who would suspect that you are a man?"

"I want to learn how to walk and stand."

"Of course. You must practice the feminine

wiles

The art of innocent sweet girlish smiles In time you will master our manners and traits The high-held arms, the mincing gaits You'll learn to move with lady-like care

Arranging your skirt to sit in a chair And seated there dear, your nyloned knees Must daintily cross so no one sees I'll teach you to toy with your necklace of pearls

While gossiping with other girls

Dear husband, no one will recognize

That you are a man in woman's disguise."

"Mary Ann, what can I say to your proposal? Today I am at your complete disposal

Feminine beauty is today my goal

Today I adopt the female role

From girdle to dress a woman I'll be

At last the imprisoned Jill is free.

Needless to say this story could go on and on but wherever it does end it is a happy ending.

Marvelous things happen when there is a cooperative wife.

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